mom can i borrow money to buy you a present
if i die, i want to be cremated
i want someone to scatter my ashes during a windy day
i want my atoms to become part of the earth’s natural cycles faster
and in the future, an atom that once was a part of me will be in the food that you eat or the very air you breathe
this is how i conquer the world
getting home and being able to take off your pants more like
"I think every woman at one point or another in their life has been called a bitch. For a long time I had a real problem with that word, I didn’t like it and I thought it was derogatory. But I’ve gotten to a place now where I’ve made a lot of peace with it. It’s been so overused and made to seem so derogatory towards woman that I’ve adapted it into an empowering feeling for myself. If I’m a bitch then I’m a bitch, if that’s what an assertive woman is to you. So I’ve sort of adapted it as a badge of honor."
actual picture of actual one direction fans
it’s like a scene from a zombie movie
anonymously tell me your credit card number ill reply with what i bought
So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.”
And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.