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isicklahey:

Four score and seven beers ago

isicklahey:

Four score and seven beers ago

illegalaustralien:

Friend: If you had a superpower, which one would you choose?

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theymightbebeatles:

lavender-labia:









I WILL NEVER STOP LOSING IT AT “FUCK YOU LADY.”

theymightbebeatles:

lavender-labia:

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I WILL NEVER STOP LOSING IT AT β€œFUCK YOU LADY.”

lanadelangle:

madboner:

*logs on to twitter* ahhh the sweet smell of stolen text posts

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fappuclno:

I have such great friends

fappuclno:

I have such great friends

supersmashkev:

angelinaasanchez:

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ .

STOPPPPPPP OMG

supersmashkev:

angelinaasanchez:

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ .

STOPPPPPPP OMG

borinq:

Why do they make pad wrappers so fucking noisey it’s so embarrassing opening them in a fucking silent toilet cubicle everybody peeing knos exactly what’s going on

it used to bother me too then i came to the realisation that we all go through this so eventually it stopped bothering me.. but damn they are noisy

fuck-off-rory:

browneyesblackcoffee:

shitdickfuckmothafucka:

omgbuglen:

A warning to anybody thinking about getting a husky

You can build yourself a third husky

That’s the spirit


bain of my life

fuck-off-rory:

browneyesblackcoffee:

shitdickfuckmothafucka:

omgbuglen:

A warning to anybody thinking about getting a husky

You can build yourself a third husky

That’s the spirit

bain of my life

snakebiteheartt:

Remember Hilary Duff was afraid to sing but then Hilary Duff helped her then Hilary Duff sang a duet with Hilary Duff

snakebiteheartt:

Remember Hilary Duff was afraid to sing but then Hilary Duff helped her then Hilary Duff sang a duet with Hilary Duff

unclewhisky:

"We’re gonna die in a fucking gulag, but man, it’ll be worth it."

unclewhisky:

"We’re gonna die in a fucking gulag, but man, it’ll be worth it."

seedy:

the tables have turned