Four score and seven beers ago
Friend: If you had a superpower, which one would you choose?
I have such great friends
Why do they make pad wrappers so fucking noisey it’s so embarrassing opening them in a fucking silent toilet cubicle everybody peeing knos exactly what’s going on
it used to bother me too then i came to the realisation that we all go through this so eventually it stopped bothering me.. but damn they are noisy
A warning to anybody thinking about getting a husky
You can build yourself a third husky
That’s the spirit
bain of my life
Remember Hilary Duff was afraid to sing but then Hilary Duff helped her then Hilary Duff sang a duet with Hilary Duff
"We’re gonna die in a fucking gulag, but man, it’ll be worth it."
the tables have turned