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dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

clictator:

It’s a metaphor

clictator:

It’s a metaphor

pizzaforpresident:

it’s kinda messed up that winnie the pooh and jack the ripper both have the same middle name

ruinedchildhood:

Domino’s knows whats up

ruinedchildhood:

Domino’s knows whats up

togifs:

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friendly-giant-mushroom:

I just

greatwhiteprivilege:

"i hate straight people" omg don’t fight fire with fire if you want equality
“i hate queer people” i don’t agree with your opinion but i admire you for standing up for it (:

richwhitelesbian:

powerdad bellows at his son “TIME FOR BED!” rowdy son says “no dad fuck off” powerdad starts bench pressing his son till hes dead and then it is always bed time

vast-sea:

the sexual tension between you and anyone your age on public transport 

missyay:

nazerine:

excessivecompulsive:

nazerine:

the anti vaccination movement basically consists of random people with no knowledge of medicine going “I can medicine better than doctors” and it would be hilarious if it wasn’t literally killing people

you dont need vaccines, I havent had any and Im still doing great

wow, what a compelling argument. you’ve got me

in other news, i am still alive therefore death must be a myth